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[divinitea]

"This is Celestia Ludenberg...my apologies for missing you. Do leave a message; I'll return your call at the first opportunity."

[That, uh, totally isn't a lie, or anything.

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...she may take a while to get back to you...]

Comments

[divinitea]

Yes. Gotten me a new pet, have you?

I do hope it's cute.

[aufsassig]

Well, it's not as cute as you, I can tell you that much for sure.

[divinitea]

I'm going to assume that's a comment on my appearance and not that of your gift, Herr Jaeger. 

But I might be able to muster up a blush if you try it on me in person.

[aufsassig]

That'll be some blush, all right, if it can show up through your pretty makeup.

Anyway, I figure if nothing else, maybe you can be the first one on the block to have one. They're not from around here, I hear.

[divinitea]

Is that so? Well, as long as you're not going to drop it from the sky, I find myself intrigued. 

Send it through, then.

[aufsassig]

All right, standby. Here it comes.

[BEEP BOP BOOP, YOU ARE NOW +1 LUCHABIRD]

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[divinitea]

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[divinitea]

[What the fuck is this?] 

Well. You weren't lying when you said it was unique.

[aufsassig]

Look, hear me out.

It's the kind of thing someone as elegant as you would never keep around, right?

[divinitea]

You're correct, and I'm eager to hear your explanation. 

Do go on.

[aufsassig]

So if you ever need to get something done without having your lovely name attached to it, maybe this is a good thing to get it done with.

I told you it was a practical gift.

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[divinitea]

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[divinitea]

My my. I don't know what you're implying about my habits, Herr Jaeger, but I must admit...I'm amused. 

Very well. I'll keep your bird for whatever unsavoury tasks I need completed. 

I'm half-tempted to name him after you.

[aufsassig]

I'm such a nice guy, I'll even train it for you sometime, if you want it to learn some bad habits.

Now I'm curious what kind of name you've got in mind.

[divinitea]

You'll have to wait and see. I might take you up on that offer of training, however. 

Provided you can prove you're worthy, of course.

[aufsassig]

Well, you know how to get in touch if you do.

Assuming I'm in town, I'll see what I can do for you.

[divinitea]

Excellent. I'm interested to see how you train your Pokemon.

I do love men who can challenge me, after all.

[aufsassig]

How about men who can kick your ass, what kind of sentiment do they get?

[divinitea]

If I ever meet one, I'll be sure to let you know.

But don't go holding your breath.