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[divinitea]

"This is Celestia Ludenberg...my apologies for missing you. Do leave a message; I'll return your call at the first opportunity."

[That, uh, totally isn't a lie, or anything.

...

...she may take a while to get back to you...]

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9/7

[aufsassig]

Hey, herzchen, I got you a present.

I'll warn you right now, don't get your hopes up for diamonds. This one's more practical than priceless.

[divinitea]

I'll try to restrain my disappointment. After all, there's always next time.

But don't worry. I'm more than polite enough to pretend to like it if it's particularly underwhelming, Herr Jaeger.

[aufsassig]

I had a feeling you were that kind of girl.

Are you near your PC?

[divinitea]

Yes. Gotten me a new pet, have you?

I do hope it's cute.

[aufsassig]

Well, it's not as cute as you, I can tell you that much for sure.

[divinitea]

I'm going to assume that's a comment on my appearance and not that of your gift, Herr Jaeger. 

But I might be able to muster up a blush if you try it on me in person.

[aufsassig]

That'll be some blush, all right, if it can show up through your pretty makeup.

Anyway, I figure if nothing else, maybe you can be the first one on the block to have one. They're not from around here, I hear.

[divinitea]

Is that so? Well, as long as you're not going to drop it from the sky, I find myself intrigued. 

Send it through, then.

[aufsassig]

All right, standby. Here it comes.

[BEEP BOP BOOP, YOU ARE NOW +1 LUCHABIRD]

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[divinitea]

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2/2

[divinitea]

[What the fuck is this?] 

Well. You weren't lying when you said it was unique.

[aufsassig]

Look, hear me out.

It's the kind of thing someone as elegant as you would never keep around, right?

[divinitea]

You're correct, and I'm eager to hear your explanation. 

Do go on.

[aufsassig]

So if you ever need to get something done without having your lovely name attached to it, maybe this is a good thing to get it done with.

I told you it was a practical gift.

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[divinitea]

[....]

2/2

[divinitea]

My my. I don't know what you're implying about my habits, Herr Jaeger, but I must admit...I'm amused. 

Very well. I'll keep your bird for whatever unsavoury tasks I need completed. 

I'm half-tempted to name him after you.

[aufsassig]

I'm such a nice guy, I'll even train it for you sometime, if you want it to learn some bad habits.

Now I'm curious what kind of name you've got in mind.

[divinitea]

You'll have to wait and see. I might take you up on that offer of training, however. 

Provided you can prove you're worthy, of course.

[aufsassig]

Well, you know how to get in touch if you do.

Assuming I'm in town, I'll see what I can do for you.

[divinitea]

Excellent. I'm interested to see how you train your Pokemon.

I do love men who can challenge me, after all.

[aufsassig]

How about men who can kick your ass, what kind of sentiment do they get?

[divinitea]

If I ever meet one, I'll be sure to let you know.

But don't go holding your breath.

→ delivery; | January 8

[occultigen]

[At some point on the 8th, Miss Victoria the Gothitelle will be entrusted with three bouquets of multicolored chrysanthemums with accents of pink yarrow; coincidentally, not only are chrysanthemums Miss Everett's favorite flower, but they also happen to mean "You're A Wonderful Friend; Cheerfulness and Rest" in the language of flowers. The yarrow, though perhaps not perfectly harmonic with the rest of the bouquet in terms of appearance, likely owes its presence there due to the fact that its meaning is a wish of "Good Health"; evidently, someone's taking the illness bit seriously.

Here's hoping these brighten up your day, Miss Ludenberg.]

→ delivery; | January 8

[divinitea]

[Well, said delivery of flowers actually managed to get Miss Ludenberg out of bed for a moment, so she could arrange them nicely on her desk! That's better than how she's been doing for the past little while, so Miss Victoria is very pleased with this development.

It's also given her an idea of what else might cheer her trainer up, so the two of them are most definitely in her debt.

Maybe the visit might actually get her trainer to smile a bit! That would be so lovely...]