[...alright, that will make Celes smile. In her normal manner, anyway. Even so...it's been happening less and less these days, so it is something.

Victoria approves.]

Ah, yes...some of the...equipment we have in these times must seem so superfluous to you...I promise they're designed to make life easier, however. Some people just can't crack an egg to save their life.

[Honestly, the thought of Meridiana's reaction to...certain modern things shouldn't be so amusing...how times have changed...]

As I've said before, however...I am merely a phone call away if you ever find yourself in strife. Particularly when it comes to, ah...feminine things. Unless, of course, you've got some nice women where you live.

[...because she actually hasn't asked about that, um]