...Well. There really isn't much to be done for it, is there? Either I learn to manage, or...or I simply don't. So there's no sense in not giving it my very best try.

[A pause.]

I still don't know why in the world anyone might need an entire contraption just for the sake of breaking open an egg, though.

[GUESS WHO ONCE FOUND THE AS-SEEN-ON-TV AISLE DURING HER AFTERNOON BROWSING]